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• Class is too quiet
• Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.

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juanerecti0n:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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mishasminions:

my-wifi-is-organic:

motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

Sometimes I realize it while standing.

SOMETIMES I REALIZE IT WHILE KNEELING IN FRONT OF THE SHRINE OF DNA I’VE COLLECTED OF PEOPLE I WANT TO MAKE CLONES OF

qwexly:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by

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peewentz:

i have no idea what’s going on like 90% of the time

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